There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
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