fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
Randomize
