Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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