her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
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