Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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