Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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