oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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