We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
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We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
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He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
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