Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
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