I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
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She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
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Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
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