That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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