who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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