sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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