Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
Randomize
