This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
tequila makes me forget i have legs
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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