She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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