i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
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Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
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this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
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