I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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