I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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