I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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