I can text with my tongue
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
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