apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
either way he was missing a nipple.
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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