You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
I am mentally ready for anal.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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