wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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