dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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