I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
only if we run a train.
done.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
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there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
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We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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