found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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