I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
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see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Found the puke drawer
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
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You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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