they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
no you cant smoke seaweed
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
Randomize
