Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
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