He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
This is my life. Enjoy the view
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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