I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
I don't think brook has ever known best
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
He did a backflip because drugs
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