I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
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So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
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Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
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