just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
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