so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
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