dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
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Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
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A university police officer just hhigh fived me when i drunkenly stumbled into Aderhold. Fucking 5 o'clock somewhere.ITS IN CASABLANCA RIGHT NOW! TIME ZONES!
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
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