we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
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