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Alarm just got pulled in my exam

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Swear it wasn't me

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(517): Alarm just got pulled in my exam (517): Swear it wasn't me http://tfl.nu/3yrm

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I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!

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(630): I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!! http://tfl.nu/du0v

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i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.

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(314): i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out. http://tfl.nu/zite

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Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right

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(914): Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right http://tfl.nu/mx4p

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dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call

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(248): dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call http://tfl.nu/9cld

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(914): View more from New York

you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?

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(914): you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig? http://tfl.nu/9ypp

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(513): View more from Ohio

thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers

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its only a rough draft.

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(513): thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers (440): its only a rough draft. http://tfl.nu/pfud

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it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.

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(423): it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise. http://tfl.nu/943e

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I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.

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(618): I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed. http://tfl.nu/50l6

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Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.

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(407): Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season. http://tfl.nu/9ccu

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in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.

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(970): in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door. http://tfl.nu/9co9

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Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark

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...

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(678): Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark (1-678): ... http://tfl.nu/supo

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No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?

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You're the worst gay friend ever.

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(314): No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like? (1-314): You're the worst gay friend ever. http://tfl.nu/4trc

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(651): View more from Minnesota

Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever

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(651): Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever http://tfl.nu/sex2

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A very confused plastic surgeon just called. Apparently I called asking how much it costs to get a vodka funnel installed straight to my brain...

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(617): A very confused plastic surgeon just called. Apparently I called asking how much it costs to get a vodka funnel installed straight to my brain... http://tfl.nu/gy86

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