My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
Girls should come with a carfax report
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
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Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
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I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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