I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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