Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
Randomize
