You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
No subtext here. People are naked.
Classy. Drunk on alcoholic "energy drink" at work before 8 am on a Tuesday. Between that and hanging out in bars with no pants on, your life is beginning to sound like a Bukowski novel.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize
