she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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