i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
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