what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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