hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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