She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
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I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
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They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
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