i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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