Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
i wish my penis had a tongue
You drunk yet?
Nope. Give me two hours then delete my texts before you read them.
Cant make any promises.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
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