I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
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