We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
Oh god it's open bar.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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