Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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