He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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